What certain words sound like they ought to mean . . .
Abercrombie – a pasta mixture often served in goulash or as Abercrombie and Cheese.
Absorbine Jr. – 1.) Absorbine’s son. 2.) a small bean left to soak in water.
aboriginal – originating from the abdomen.
acropolis – a crop that has yielded more than expected.
acute – describes something that is nice looking with childlike qualities and/or is very small.
adolescent – 1.) someone who has been addled. 2.) the smell of someone who has been addled. 3.) term used to describe the glowing appearance of the stars seen after being addled.
algebra – a brassier designed and produced in Algeria.
almanac – someone with an extreme affinity for almonds.
Al Paccino – a steamed Italian coffee beverage.
apprentice – an artist formerly known as a helper.
arachnophobia – 1.) an unreasonable fear of tennis rackets. 2.) an unreasonable fear of a loud noise. 3.) an unreasonable fear of department store clothing racks.
archenemy – someone with a grudge against fast food restaurants.
armoire – a wire used to secure a dislocated wrist, elbow or shoulder.
azimuth – someone with asthma.
Do you have some of your own? Feel free to share them with us! 
More of these samples on the way mingled in with the others funnies and shared sillyness; see ya next time!
Ol’ John Brown
