Since it’s the season; I thought I’d share this little screenplay parody type thingy
that I came up with.
I hope you enjoy it . . .
–Ol’ John Brown
A STAR TREK CHRISTMAS
Setting:
The Starship Enterprise
Checkov: Captain, we are being approached by a wessel, the likes of which I have never seen!
Kirk: Mr. Spock! . . . Analysis . . . of . . . the vessel?
Spock: The vessel appears to be powered by 12 creatures known on Earth as reindeer. . . this is highly illogical.
It is piloted by a bearded, red, round, life form.
Kirk: Could. . . it . . . be?
Sulu: The vessel is attempting to land on the hull of the Enterprise! It has
touched down on the starboard side!
Spock: The red being is attempting to enter the ship through our topside exhaust
port.Taking evasive action mandated by Starfleet.
Kirk: It’s . . .?
Spock: Raising shields to full power to incinerate intruder and the vessel.
Kirk: But . . .
(Bones enters the bridge
to witness the event . . . )
Bones: My God! Spock!
You green blooded son of a– . . .
Spock: Intruder and vessel have been eliminated.
Kirk: But . . . Santa? . . . Clause? . . . It . . . was , , ,
(Dramatic pause . . .
.
wait for it . . .
just a few more
seconds . . .
you know it’s coming . . . )
Bones: He’s dead Jim.
(Oh, come on . . . if you’ve watched Star Trek, you know the guy in red is always gonna get it!)
